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- DESPITE ALL THE TALK ABOUT THE
- SPEED OF SUPERSONIC TRANSPORTS,
- NO ENGINEER HAS EVER BEEN ABLE
- TO CONCOCT ANYTHING THAT CAN GO
- FASTER THAN A VACATION.
- --ROGER ALLEN
- I CAN PROVE ANYTHING BY
- STATISTICS - EXCEPT THE TRUTH.
- --GEORGE CANNING
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- SUCCESS IS BEING ABLE TO HIRE
- SOMEONE TO MOW THE LAWN WHILE
- YOU PLAY GOLF FOR EXERCISE.
- --BITS & PIECES
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- A HUNCH IS CREATIVITY TRYING TO
- TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- --FRANK CAPRA
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- IT IS MUCH EASIER TO REPENT OF
- SINS THAT WE HAVE COMMITTED THAN
- TO REPENT OF THOSE WE INTEND TO
- COMMIT.
- --JOSH BILLINGS
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- THERE ARE MORE FISH TAKEN OUT OF A
- STREAM THAN EVER WERE IN IT.
- --OLIVER HERFORD
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- A SKEPTIC IS A PERSON WHO, WHEN HE
- SEES THE HANDWRITING ON THE WALL,
- CLAIMS IT IS A FORGERY.
- --MORRIS BENDER
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- WHAT THE HEART KNOWS TODAY THE
- HEAD WILL UNDERSTAND TOMORROW.
- --J. STEPHENS, THE CROCK OF GOLD
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- I LIKE THE SILENT CHURCH BEFORE
- THE SERVICE BEGINS BETTER THAN
- ANY PREACHING.
- --RALPH WALDO EMERSON
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- DEATH AND TAXES MAY ALWAYS BE WITH
- US, BUT DEATH AT LEAST DOESN'T GET
- ANY WORSE.
- --LOS ANGELES TIMES
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- KISSING IS A MEANS OF GETTING TWO
- PEOPLE SO CLOSE TOGETHER THAT THEY
- CAN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH EACH
- OTHER.
- --GENE YASENAK IN FAMILY WEEKLY
-
- SHOW ME A MAN WITH HEAD HELD HIGH,
- AND I'LL SHOW YOU A MAN WHO CAN'T
- GET USED TO BIFOCALS.
- --MORSE TELEGRAPH NEWSLETTER
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- MIRACLES SOMETIMES OCCUR, BUT ONE
- HAS TO WORK TERRIBLY HARD FOR
- THEM.
- --CHAIM WEIZMANN
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- CHEERFULNESS, LIKE SPRING, OPENS
- ALL THE BLOSSOMS OF THE INWARD
- MAN.
- --JEAN PAUL RICHTER
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- THE OTHER PLANETS MAY NOT BE ABLE
- TO SUPPORT LIFE, BUT IT ISN'T EASY
- ON THIS ONE EITHER.
- --BANKING
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- TRAVELING IS LIKE FALLING IN LOVE;
- THE WORLD IS MADE NEW.
- --JAN MYRDAL, GATES TO ASIA
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- SINCERITY RESEMBLES SPICE. TOO
- MUCH REPELS YOU AND TOO LITTLE
- LEAVES YOU WANTING.
- --BILL COPELAND
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-
- THE GOLDEN RULE OF FRIENDSHIP IS
- TO LISTEN TO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD
- HAVE THEM LISTEN TO YOU.
- --D. AUGSBURGER, MAN, AM I UPTIGHT
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- SEEK NOT EVERY QUALITY IN ONE
- INDIVIDUAL.
- --CONFUCIUS
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- WHEN THE HEAVENS WEEP, THE EARTH
- SHALL LIVE.
- --HAWAIIAN PROVERB
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- WHEN SOME GOLFERS TALK ABOUT THEIR
- SCORE, YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF
- IT.
- --UNKNOWN
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-
- APRIL, A GIFT TIED WITH RIBBONS OF
- RAIN, SILKEN AND SILVERY.
- --LADIES HOME JOURNAL
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- NONE ARE SO FOND OF SECRETS AS
- THOSE WHO DO NOT MEAN TO KEEP
- THEM.
- --C.C. COLTON
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-
- VACATIONS ARE A LITTLE LIKE LOVE;
- ANTICIPATED WITH RELISH,
- EXPERIENCED WITH INCONVENIENCE -
- AND REMEMBERED WITH NOSTALGIA.
- --THE PENNANT
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- AND THEY LAUGHED AT WATT, TOO -
- WHEN HE INVENTED THE
- WATT SCHAMACALLIT.
- --GIBBON, NEB., REPORTER
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